r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
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You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
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WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
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honestly if i get rich the only thing id get is better Internet and a toilet seat warmer
(Source: reginaa-phalange, via frie-nds)
| me: | [walking past book store] |
| me: | [bREATHES HEAVILY] |
| mom: | no |
medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
(via slytherin-bamf)
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
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abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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