a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

(via softbooty-warmbooty)

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via paging-doctorfaggot)

crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

she dooooooooooooooo

(via pizza)

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

pygmyalpaca:

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service

How do you remember your URL?

got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory

(Source: vaspim2k13, via laughcentre)

laughcentre:

honestly if i get rich the only thing id get is better Internet and a toilet seat warmer

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via frie-nds)

best-of-funny:

darrynek:

blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow

X

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

(via textpostsandcats)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via slytherin-bamf)

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via slytherin-bamf)

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

(via laughcentre)

bella-ful:

My dildo finally came in the mail

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis, via slytherin-bamf)

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

(via laughcentre)